by Dan,
on 11/15/2006.

... and band names are fucking awesome. Dead Infection (Poland), Regurgitate (Sweden), Gut (Germany), Psycroptic (Australia), Cripple Bastards (Italy), Retaliation (Sweden), Gorerotted (England), Rotten Sound (Finland), Birdflesh (Sweden), Cock and Ball Torture (Germany), Origin (Kansas), Gorod (France), Jigsore Terror (Sweden), Nunwhore Commando 666 (Germany), Fuck the Facts (Canada), Foetopsy (Wisconsin), Looking for an Answer (Spain), Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in the Dilapidation (Japan), Exhale (Sweden), Putrescence (Canada), Saprogenic (Michigan).

Blogger Eric said,

HA! I have a Gorerotted CD. The song titles are a little too obsessed with corpse love for my taste... Even I have standards.

What about black metal logos? Like this one, or this one, or perhaps this one.

Blogger Dan said,

Living Colour is my favorite black metal band

Blogger Paul said,

what is corpse love?

the desire to be loved by something that inherently cannot?

or um...

what tom petty would have done in "last dance with mary jane" if there wasn't that video crew around.

or are both of these options the same?

Blogger Paul said,

when you say black, are you saying racially black? or spiritually black?

Blogger Eric said,

HA! Living Color!

I like my coffee like I like my metal. Think "black" as in "the absence of light." Think "Scandanavian winters in the artic circle." Or as in "metal guys don't wear pink pants."

Blogger Paul said,

Balck Metal = Black people, black pants. Got it. thanks.

Blogger Eric said,

No, Living Color is a joke. I'm sorry to say, there are no black people in black metal. NONE. Some of those fools are aryan nationalists, actually. Those crazy, misguided post-Nietzscheists...

Blogger Paul said,

isn't it sorta ironic then, that they are called black metal? That's like calling gangsta-rap 'white rap'.

Blogger Paul said,

daaaaamn, that shit is an - glo - sax - on mutherfucker.

Blogger Dan said,

jesus you sure know how to make a joke unfunny.

Blogger Paul said,

You sure know how to hurt a guy's feelings.

Blogger Eric said,

I will make it funny again:

black metal = ridiculous

Blogger Eric said,

I will make it funny again:

black metal = ridiculous

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